Let’s get ready to rumble! Good evening and welcome to the 26th Clock Cleaning World Championships. Tonight’s clock cleaning match promises to be intense. So, hold on to your chairs and hats because you are about to witness an action-packed fight or maybe even history in the making.
In the red corner, weighing in at 10ml is the defending champion – Good Ol’ Clock Cleaner. In the blue corner, also weighing in at 10ml, is his opponent and a young new clock cleaning hope – Fisticuffs Gold Premium Solvent Cleaner. Let us just remind you that the winner of tonight’s match will walk away with a glorious title – the World’s Best Clock Cleaner. Good luck to both clock cleaners and may the best of them win.
We just heard the ring of the bell and Fisticuffs Gold Premium Solvent Cleaner has already stricken his first clock cleaning blow bellow the nappy. We remind you that the World Clock Cleaning Federation does not only allow such tactics, it even encourages them. The Good Ol’ Clock Cleaner seems to have a problem keeping up with his energetic and strong opponent. And here it is – the first knockdown for the night is already a fact. The veteran is on his knees and, interestingly enough, he seems to be enjoying it and so is the young buck Fisticuffs Gold Premium Solvent Cleaner. Oh no! the Good Ol’ Clock Cleaner is making a sign that he is giving up. That means an easy victory for the US-born Isobutyl Nitrate Solvent Cleaner who will walk away with the gold tonight. You can too if you place your bet on him.